Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ is a biblical figure and the main character of the New Testament.

History
Jesus was born on Christmas Day as the son of Mary and Joseph. He is actually the son of God. He grew up to be a successful man and he got a whole bunch of followers on Twitter. He was doing pretty good until some dude decided he was dumb and nailed him to the cross. Then he pulled a fast one and came back to life saying, "Sike b**ch you can't kill the son of God." And he lived for 3 extra days before he moved in with his parents.

Trivia

 * Jesus is the most fleshed out character in the New Testament, as he is described in various ways by the authors Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.
 * He was a Jew.
 * He is real.