Grognak

Saint Groggeth Nacketh IX (more commonly known as Grognak) is a former professional tennis player and biblical figure. He is a relative of the frog family, I think?

History
Grognak was fairly unknown until he joined professional tennis. As a tennis player, he won 14 championships. He quit playing tennis after an alleged drug scandal. Afterwards, he became a porn addict. Seeking help for his addiction, he went on Dr. Phil looking for advice. He was told to find help in religion. Grognak confessed his sins and became an active member of the Catholic church for 73 years. Afterwards, he was recognized as a biblical figure.

Relationships
Grognak has had various relationships with several different women during his time as a tennis player. In 1974, he was engaged to his first wife. He was with his wife for 8 hours before she realized he lived with his mother, and immediately divorced him. He has not been engaged since.

He went to college with game designer Scoot Coughman, and has been good friends with him ever since. They are such good friends that Coughman gave Grognak an early copy of his latest game, Five Six Hour Periods of Time at Frederick Fazbear's Pizzeria.

Grognak has a cousin named Billy. Billy comes over to Grognak's house every now and then. Every time Billy comes over, he wants to go bowling, but when Grognak says he doesn't want to, Billy just sits on the couch and doesn't say anything. Billy's a weird guy.